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One's destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherfuckingscrumptious sandwiches.
Daughter: Daddy, I want to be a police officer when I grow up.
Dad: Sorry honey, you're Kitchenbound. So what's for lunch?
Daughter: Sandwiches.
Dad: Excellent.
作者 MrLicorice 2009年10月28日
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