'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs

'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs
Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog

Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog
作者 Geeter 2006年8月16日
the best NBA playa to eva live. Can make any defender feel like shit. Even made Shaq run away to play for the shitty miami heat and dwayne wade.
Damn that kids so good, he's gonna be the next Kobe.
作者 u noe who i am 2005年1月09日
To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.
I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it.
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.
作者 50 cent crack dealer 2003年11月18日
A female person in real-life playing a male character in a game. Typically related to MMORPGS
Don't call him a he, tsai is a kobe.
作者 Will 2005年2月01日
Most hated player in the nba, by the media and as a result, by people too. Media makes him out to be a rapist, uncoachable, ball hog that drives away players, the media also makes complete lies about celebritys, as said by celebritys on Conan O'Brian and other shows.

Anyway, He dropped 81 in a game, which by today's rules, is the most by any player in the history of basketball. Technically, Wilt Chamberlyne owns the record at 100 points, but that was played back when players would average maybe around 50+ points and 20 rebounds a game.

He was accused of rape, but was proven NOT GUILTY. Again, who are you going to trust, the media or a court? NOT GUILTY is NOT GUILTY.

Kobe HAS made his team better. No Shaq, No Karl Malone, No Rick Fox, STILL led his team to the playoffs and almost won if it wasn't for Phil's gameplan. He is a leader, a balla, and WILL win another ring, once he gets atleast one other player that is worth atleast decent

Look at the stats: He had more assists and less points when he had Shaq and Karl Malone, with no good players, he HAS to score more points. Look at the 04'05 season, he averaged the most assists then in his whole carrer, the Lakers missed the playoffs. Then in '05-'06 season, he averaged LESS assists and he had MADE the playoffs. What is he supposed to do? He dosn't score 35 points a game and he passed all the time, his team loses. He does whats best for his team, if you like it or not.
Me: Whoa! Kobe just got 16 points in the first quarter!
Hater: That's cuz he's a ball hog.
Me: But he averages 5 assists a game, and if he dosn't score ponts then the Lakers can't win games....
Hater: Yeah, but he drove away Shaq, Phil, and Malone and ruined the dynasty
Me: How do you know that?
Hater: The Media told me so
作者 Spikesy 2006年7月12日
1.a rly good bball player
2.a gun
1. kobe just put up 40 the other night.
2.u dont wanna mess with me man i got yung kobe homie
作者 ;xfgnjk;nh;k 2005年7月21日
1.) The man who averages 4.5 assists, which is more than Rip Hamilton, Wilt Chamberlin, Carmelo Anthony, etc.

2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game

3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year

4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example)

5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year)

6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP)

7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP)

8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP)

9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP)

10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer

11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA

12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog

13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape

14.) Three-Time NBA Champion

15.) Greatest Player Ever
Stupid: Kobe's a ballhog

Very Stupid: Kobe's a Rapist

Extremely Stupid: Kobe's Overated

Smart: Your all dumbasses
作者 Cards in 06 2006年9月03日


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