Top Definition
1.to kick-punch (at the same time)
2.anything you want it to be
synonym to juiced

invented after an ACTUAL
kunching had occured by michael and richard.
I'M GONNA KUNCH YOU SO HARD....your gonna wish i didn't kunch you!!
#kick #punch #injury #awesome #clairosaurus
作者 chicken-face 2007年10月25日
An action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. In this case, you use both motions so it becomes a Kunch.

Warning - Often fictional.
Joey: Yeah, I Kunched Bobby yesterday.
Seth: How the fuck did a foot come out of your hand?
#rofl #impossible #fictional #punch #kick
作者 Tom Leet. 2007年9月09日
Somebody who eats vagina too much and just plain loves the taste.

Origin: cunt + munch


Joe; You know what!
Steve; What?
Joe; These potato chips taste alot like minge!
Steve; Omfg, you're sucha kunch
#pl0x #minge #vagina #shlong #noobliterate #hunny #slag #darling
作者 LibbyPwns!1 2009年3月31日
Cunnilingus during lunch break.

Cunt + Lunch
I have 30 minutes. Where do you wanna go for kunch?
#cunt #lunch #lunch break #lunch time #work lunch
作者 T Max Ranch 2012年5月31日
the act or expression one says after hearing the tail end of a conversation, that may be considered inappropriate.
Stranger: And then I was like, "Man, lucky I had a stiffy!"

Myself: Geez, that's a kunch if I ever did hear one!
#inappropriate #awkward #what #wtf #confusion
作者 ca$h mOney swag 2015年7月24日
The most extraordinarily magnificent type of lunch possibly imaginable, usually accompanied by pirates, ninjas, banners, pyrotechnics and other oddly assorted things.
Once the Pope was done curing cancer and solving starvation and debt in the Third World, he had kunch with Jesus in an up-market restaraunt just off 51st.
#lunch #magnificent #splendiforous #superb #extraordinary
作者 David Perry 2007年6月21日
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