查找任意词语,比如 donkey punch
 
1.
The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.
USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!
作者 Jen in Austin 2006年1月08日
 
2.
1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.
作者 deplemisher 2003年4月25日
 
3.
The name of the University of Texas sport teams.
The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.
作者 Geris 2004年2月20日
 
4.
The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.
None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.
作者 Matt 2004年5月23日
 
5.
Overly large male genetalia. Also known as a boomstick.
I am going to jam my long horn into your cum dumpster to lay a deposit.
作者 Toady 2004年1月02日
 
6.
The G.I. Joe codename for Windows Vista.
Microsoft named the Vista project "longhorn" after Bill Gates -during one of his usual weekly brain trust board meetings with the Forces of Evil- proclaimed:

*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes*

"I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!"

They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes.
作者 FlowersInMidgar2 2008年6月19日
 
7.
A cheap ($1.80) can of chewing tobacco. Sometimes has special price of $0.99/can.
Longhorn Chewing Tobacco
作者 Khayos_Dalv 2010年1月29日