An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.
boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way
作者 GreatClips 2010年3月05日
To hit someone, especially in an unprovoked manner.
The guy looked like a tosser so I just walked up and lumped him.
作者 Nutsack 2005年10月27日
a person with no arms or legs
after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'
作者 Freddy Fitz-Smythe 2004年2月03日
An unusually large or fat person; Someone with a little "junk in their trunk"; Someone who is lazy and socially rejected; A lethargic and fat person
Liam is such a lump! You don't even know! You don't even know!
作者 Maddidly 2008年5月14日
A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.
Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.
作者 Morgasm 2004年5月25日
A word used to replace any word in any sentence.
"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"
作者 metallicmagic1989 2006年6月20日
provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction
i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me
作者 laura and joe 2004年3月30日

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