A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.
Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."
作者 Shpoon 2009年4月15日
Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."

A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.

Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?

No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
作者 Assex 776 2007年8月30日
Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.
"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"
作者 Adam De Ville 2007年10月01日
Complete douchebag, singer for the lame ass band Tool, no talent whatsoever.
Maynard thinks his poo smells like lilacs.
作者 pseudonym-abody [Error 404] 2008年3月03日
A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.
"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"
作者 Jaisomething 2016年5月13日
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