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A breakfast menu offer at McDonalds that is hated by many, and beloved by many more.

A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.
Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"

Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Tucker Max : "So you like them?"

Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."
#mcgriddle #mcgriddles #mcd's #mickey d's #mcdonald's #college #tucker max #i hope they serve beer in hell
作者 Fratty St. Patty 2009年3月11日
Nick name for someone who was once in shape but gained a bunch of weight and is now obese
-Hey why is everyone calling Ryan "McGriddle?"

-Oh, because he was in shape a long time ago, but ate too many things from McDonalds.
#ryan houck #mcgriddle #fat #obese #overweight
作者 tallboone 2009年10月06日
a breakfast sandwich of warm golden griddle cakes, and different combinations of savory sausage, crispy bacon, fluffy eggs and melted cheese that is frequenly enjoyed by the Indian population
Ghandi would have loved to eat Mcgriddles for breakfast.
作者 McFlurry 2003年12月03日
Testicles. Used when one of the many other synonyms would be crude or impolite.
Oh! He took one right in the McGriddles!
#testicles #balls #scrotum #sack #nutsack #nuts
作者 Casey Muratori 2006年3月18日
To suck at baseball, or just to suck in general.
"Boy, Rangers pitching sure made the Yankees look like a bunch of McGriddles out there today."

"Man, I totally McGriddled that Algebra final. I hope dad doesn't take away my Z-28."
#suck #awful #baseball #suckass #terrible
作者 Flynnyrd 2010年4月15日
To make large bowel movement
I just took a fat mcgriddles
#mcgriddles #poop #dump #loaf #pile #shit
作者 papadontpreach 2007年8月29日
Someone who is ugly as crap!
Yo Stephanie and Helen! Isn't That kid over there McGriddle?!
#ugly #nasty #disgusting #hideous #mcgriddle
作者 Mirah-Laila 2010年10月22日


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