(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally
Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.
作者 Gerwaq 2013年10月09日
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
作者 facon675309 2011年8月11日
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked
作者 purplepangolin 2007年5月17日
An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.
"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.
作者 kagdurban 2015年5月14日
A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him
Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"
作者 Coolio kiddio 2014年9月24日
A female genitalia cleanser...
Mike's a douche...
作者 Dan Punk Rock France 2011年5月13日
a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.
1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("
作者 fillygirlie14 2008年8月21日



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