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Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
作者 MikeyB A Baller 2011年10月13日
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To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
作者 oxmix 2003年10月21日
2017 661
 
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When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
作者 Scott Coleman 2008年4月02日
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An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
Man waking up with a mysterious erection.
作者 Jimmy Tinker 2004年4月24日
896 607
 
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an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.
"Rob always gets a morning glory"
作者 i seek the truth! 2003年3月17日
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The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.
I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.
作者 jiblair 2003年10月28日
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1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.
1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."
作者 Diego 2003年8月31日
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Waking up with a hard on
Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?
作者 Bandylank 2008年10月08日
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