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1.
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
作者 Dr.Pascalle 2004年12月02日
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2.
Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.
作者 Dirty-Dirty 2006年1月26日
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3.
the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.
I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus
作者 mark 2004年3月29日
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4.
when a man wakes up with an erection
I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood
作者 TOOOOOL 2005年5月26日
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5.
When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
作者 Don Andino 2006年2月01日
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6.
an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
I woke up with a morning wood today.
作者 Light Joker 2005年8月28日
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7.
When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.
- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.
作者 ytfk dot com 2004年11月16日
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