A word to respond to something shocking or unexpected, or something you really dont care about.
Often replied with a comeback, "Shit no"
A: OMFG! I found some mexicans snorting coke inside the freezer of apple bee's!
B: No shit??
A: Shit no!

A:Dude your car rides and handles great!
B:Thats exactly what your mom told me last night.
A:No shit?
B:Shit no!!
A:Wtf?
#o rly #really #shit no #wtf #shit
作者 Xent 2005年11月29日
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Expression said to people who state the obvious.
No shit, Captain Obvious!
作者 Patti 2003年7月12日
A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.
Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"
作者 i am so cool. 2004年11月17日
To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.
No shit, sherlock.
作者 smaq 2003年2月22日
1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.
Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.
#no crap #no duh #obvious #duh #blatant
作者 niftymatt 2005年10月16日
One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore
Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.
#you don't say #get the fuck out #get out #holy shit #no shit sherlock #what else is new #tell me something i don't know #obviously #obvz #duh #no duh
作者 ToastedBread 2011年7月06日
US Army slang with multiple meanings depending on the inflexion used, two of the commonest are:-

a) Are you giving me the facts?
b) I am telling you the absolute truth!
Get your gear together, there's been an attack on Headquarters and we're goin' out to hunt Charlie!
No shit?
No shit!
#charlie #us army #military #army #slang
作者 Croatalin 2013年11月07日
Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.
REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"
#toilet #septic tank #outhouse #roto-rooter #proper flushing action
作者 Chengo Bolemongo 2006年10月06日
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