The fourth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.

Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality
Because of Oblivion, I no longer have a soul!

God bless BethSoft for this gift to man.
作者 Morrauk 2006年4月01日
digital crack....the real good kind
Man I haven't had an oblivion fix in like six hours...i'm freaking out man
作者 Hayes 2006年4月23日
1. n. State of unawareness
2. n. a 2006 game in the Elder Scrolls series. The largest and best game to date
3. n.> A hell-like alternate universe in the game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
4. n. A death sentence for your computer
1. She's in oblivion when I talk to her about the war in Iraq, it seems she just dont care
2. Wanna come to my house and play Oblivion. Expect to not see the sun for a few months, though.
3. Near the beginning of the game, you have to close a gate to Oblivion.
4. I got Oblivion for my computer, and it exploded when I started it.
作者 NOBODY!!!!11 2006年11月05日
The fourth game in "The Elder Scrolls" video game series. "The Elder Scrolls: Arena", "The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall", and "The Elderscrolls III: Morrowind" are the other games in this series. Currently "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" has not been released yet.
"I just finished arena. You wanna come over and make a character?" "Daggerfal rocks! You want to make a character? You can be a werewolf and stuff..." "Morrowind is like crack! You want to smo- I mean make a character?" "I would like to purchase a copy of Oblivion for the Nintendo 64" Said bob, the customer. "What are you smoking? It's only coming out on the PC and Xbox 360 *Note they might put it on PS3 latter on* And, it's not out yet!" Shouted the 38 year old pedophile clerk.
作者 T800 2005年5月23日
The game in which you have to sell your mate to afford a computer good enough to run the game at high
Dammit, I still get 15 FPS on max settings in oblivion with my two X1900 XTXs!!!!
作者 Communist KFC 2006年9月10日
A game coming out in hopefully a few months. If it is anywhere near as addictive as its predeccesors, I doubt i will see the Sun for the entire summer. for information on the amazingness of the game, go to www.elderscrolls.com
I need to find a way to somehow talk to my girlfriend and still fit in 12 hours of playing oblivion a day
作者 evil_bamboo, Jeff 2006年1月12日
a state of unawareness or total disconnection from whats going on. social oblivion means being completely distant from everyone socially, like what happens to a guy/girl when he/she is dumped because basically everyone forgets him/her
"Hey, have you seen Noah lately?"
"No man, he's totally in a state of social oblivion. must be 'cause he broke up with Holly the other day."
作者 underage thinker 2006年6月14日

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