When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.
''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''
作者 Ting Ting Panda King 2009年11月04日
a great Godzilla like being that will take over the world.
omg look at the panda!
作者 steeeveee 2005年4月06日
Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.
Ahaaaa you're such a panda!
作者 hks123 2009年5月26日
An ugly person of asian decent with a hot body
oooh hes hott lets see his face pic. eww panda!
作者 not-your-doll 2010年1月03日
When a guy jizzes all over a women's face and then punches both of her eyes resulting in a panda-like face.
Girl: Do you like giving away pandas?

Boy: I gave one to all my ex's.

Girl: I want one!!

Boy: Why would you want me to punch you in the face?

Girl: Huuuhhh???
作者 Mr. T...bag 2009年5月27日
the American chinese food restaurant Panda Express.

a) what chu wanna eat tonight
b) I don't know I want a lot of food thought
c) well what's open?
d) I dunno. everything in redding closes at 9 o'clock
e) lets go to panda
f) yeah panda
g) hope my noodles aren't crunchy and my chicken is hot
作者 practicalgreen 2008年7月10日
Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.
"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."
作者 jerry 2004年1月27日
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