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People are universal bacteria.

Universal status: inferior

Number of planets in the universe that are known to be infected with people so far: 1

Notes: Fortunately, this bacteria will probably die out before it manages to contaminate further regions of the universe.
作者 Life Form 2007年1月26日
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A human.
I am a person, you are a person.
作者 anonymous 2003年9月04日
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They're the worst!
People!

I know they're the worst!
作者 Jerry 2003年6月05日
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18.
The worst waste of space ever.
people are considered "intelligent"? What about global warming, huh? and the Iraq war? and George Bush!
作者 Squirel 2006年12月22日
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A race of humanoid animals, or- US. Oftenly insulted by idiots on the internet who think they know enough to make fun of the world.
If you look at all we've created, its really pretty impressive.
作者 Flash 2004年8月06日
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A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.
Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.
作者 Mike the Ekim 2008年10月06日
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Interesting but sometimes enough to piss you off... Randal of Clerks had it right:
Dante: You hate people!
Randal: But I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?
作者 wtfisapapoose 2006年8月21日
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