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1.
An empowering term for the "little people" (i.e. midgets) of this world. Started in Portland, Oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. Redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.
Anna: Look at that midget *laughs wildly*

Christina: You bag of ass that's really rude. We all know the correct term is Redwood.

Anna: You're right.. what was I thinking?! Look at that redwood!

*both laugh wildly*

Taylor: Thanks for using correct terminology to describe my small stature.

*all embrace*
作者 Christina + Anna 2006年7月25日
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2.
When Someones dong is red like the devils dic*
The Reason why that girl doesn't like him is because she saw his "red wood."
作者 FunnyPeopleRfunny 2011年5月16日
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3.
Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. The opposite of balsa
Boy A: "Hey redwood"

Boy B: "What's up balsa"
作者 Redbalsa 2010年12月14日
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4.
A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)
Q: "Did you take home that tall, smoking hot model last night?" A: "Yes, I did but she was a Redwood....her pussy was very stinky... smelled like hot garbage
作者 joeydchicago 2013年1月15日
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5.
When a red headed ginger walks around with a tent pitched in his pants 24/7
check out that redwood
作者 dr dolittle 2008年9月16日
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6.
Having a penis that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.
Man that redwood is gigantic.
作者 FF Mike 2004年4月27日
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