1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."
作者 TheMysteryOfRitter 2009年7月18日
Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.
"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.
作者 MaximusTheWeird 2014年3月07日
A mentally slow, fired, restraining order for stalking, malnourished, social reject, doing things just to fit in, sloppy ass, not knowing where the trash can is, dating site REJECT, PEDOPHILE, Paul walker tribute on my car, piece of crap, "MENTOR", dog hating, sociopath, steroid shooting to shrivel my balls, nutri bulleting to wear SKINNY jeans, lying ass mother fucker cousin of SkInNeR!
SkInNeR, did you hear what happened to ("Street Dad")? (Ritter) finally got caught up with a .22 and a (teen) up GMR...

That shriveled ball sack liar will be gone for a minute!
作者 Little Cryer 2014年1月21日
to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
作者 sprog74 2009年10月25日
Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.
i did your mum up the ritter last night...

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!
作者 FlashJoe 2007年12月17日
Stupid assholes who sit around Subway parking lot drinking beer and showing off their big trucks.
HER: The ritters have their own way of looking cool.
HIM: Oh yeah? What would that be?
HER: Sitting in Subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small penises.
HIM: Fucking ritters.
作者 jubbi 2007年5月20日
Polite way of saying "ugly"
Man, you looked so ritter today.
作者 MIZ RAINMAKA 2006年7月07日

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