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8.
There is porn of it, no exceptions. It is an internet based "rule" derived from a set of generalizations about things you will find on the internet, this one basically referring to how no movie, show, books, or especially children's cartoon is safe from having porn drawn of its characters. It is usually accompanied by people who claim viewing it has "raped their childhoods."
If there is no porn of it, which is of course impossible, it invokes rule35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made.
Guy 1: There is no porn of The Lion King. It's a child's cartoon!

Guy 2: Have some rule34. *shows porn*

Guy 1: Nooo, my childhood! *cry*
作者 Durking 2008年7月06日
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9.
There is porn of it, no exceptions.

Except Rosie O'Donnell, noone has dared cross that boundary.
My childhood was raped after seeing Scooby Doo rule 34'd.
作者 AwesomeX 2008年3月07日
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10.
Anything and Everything on the internet has been made into a porn. You just have to look hard enough. Only exceptions are as follows:
>Chuck Norris (duh)
>Rule 34 (you can't rule 34 rule 34)
>Abstract objects (you can't rule 34 happiness)
guy - Oh. My. God.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.
作者 rule 34 gundam lover 2011年1月11日
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11.
Rule 34 of the internet: if you can think of it, ther's porn for it.
Dragons f**ing cars. Rule 34.

Rule 35
作者 Scriblerus 2010年1月24日
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12.
If you've thought of it, it's already porn.

Or will be.
Person 1: I wonder if there is Pokemon Porn?
Person 2: Rule 34
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yes, there is.
作者 Redracoon 2010年8月03日
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13.
Rule 34 states that if something exists, porn involving that thing also exists.
Guy: What is wrong with these people!? Handicapped midget kitchen utensil porn!?
Other guy: Rule 34 Dude, Rule 34.
作者 AluminumFoil 2010年1月13日
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14.
If it exists or can be imagined, there's a porn of it.
guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!
作者 hentai-holic 2011年5月19日
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