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When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.
This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.
作者 OneShot 2012年7月25日
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.
作者 Stephen "Salmon" Jones 2014年1月15日
walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack
I about to go on a salmoning spree!
作者 hty912064 2010年4月16日
Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.
I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.
作者 Theo D-S 2007年9月18日
Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.
The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.
作者 DaveTheToolMan 2007年8月27日
When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*
作者 Joanna Barret Hound 2012年2月20日
An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
作者 High on Life 2008年7月10日



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