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One who craves the "D" to such an extent that one will forgo all other worldly pleasures just for a cheap or more likely faked orgasm, which, based on the amount of easy men, it will most likely be option B. For all those who identify with the term "shlongwhipped" please check yourself to the second level of hell there your fellow sisters will be waiting with open arms and a feed of Anthony Weiner's twitter account.
Girl 1: OMG that damn girl dissed me AGAIN!! All because she finally got some, and won't leave his side!
Girl 2: you should have known better, that bitch be schlongwhipped.
作者 Kairiqu 2013年5月22日

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