Top Definition
A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
作者 Captain Correct 2008年1月12日
(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
作者 Smokin Ice Cube 2009年2月14日
A girl version of the douche bag
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
作者 Wesd 2008年3月03日
a Crazy stalker.
That Schwab won't leave me alone!
作者 Towarnu 2010年1月01日
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
作者 catastrophysics 2006年5月29日
verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.

Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
作者 Kyle Faber 2007年8月17日
The act of performing oral sex on a male.
Hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
作者 khsmile4 2011年8月06日


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