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a very wet fart, an accidental shit
John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.
作者 Wawatay Sandy 2008年5月01日
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Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.
"Uh-oh dude I gotta run to the head real quick, I think I just sharted"
作者 The Real T-Rex 2007年11月07日
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when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.
"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants"

"Did you just fart?, no i shart!
作者 Simon v 2008年1月14日
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A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.
Dude, pull my finger!!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer!
作者 Mikeyjanz 2009年1月27日
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The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.

Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.

Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
作者 superpooper 2008年6月15日
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Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead
Bill sharted in his pants
作者 Tabasco Sauce 2005年8月16日
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To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
作者 cretard 2008年9月10日
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