A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
作者 psycho bitch 2004年3月14日
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verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
作者 mikespooner 2007年9月17日
A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
作者 jackiiboii 2014年1月18日
A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
作者 blargh!! 2009年12月13日
A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.
Is Simon Cowell pumpin' Paula Abdul??
作者 rQ_Tek519 2004年12月20日
One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth
::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
作者 urbanslushie 2004年7月25日
A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.
Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
作者 sexybeast1023 2011年2月20日

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