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a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.
kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!
作者 zack 2004年7月27日
 
1.
Term used by us Ocalans used to describe the boredom of the town.
Ocala Kid 1: Sup dude? Wanna hang out somewhere after school?
Ocala Kid 2: We live in Slowcala, bitch, I'm going home to masturbate.
作者 Agra 2004年3月30日
 
2.
Ocala, Florida

The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends.

Seriously, I'm not joking.
Old man: Did you see those crazy teens putting on zombie makeup in the LIBRARY?
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala?
作者 Chulalalaaaa 2012年9月10日
 
3.
A small, boring town where kids are so disengaged they don't even bother to graduate. Instead of admitting it though, they ACT like they're going to go to an alternative school or get their GED, but after they're out of regular highschool, that's usually it.
Stoner 1: Yeah I'm dropping out of highschool, I might go to Storefront or get my GED.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
作者 Jenny 2004年5月16日
 
4.
ocala florida.

pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.

the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.

did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?

why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
作者 hellz v. 2007年4月24日
 
5.
also see hoecala
a place with nothing but horses and old people ........Oh! i almost forgot bout all those hot chicks at VANGUARD HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者 who??? 2004年4月15日
 
6.
Term used to define Ocala, Florida a small town in Marion county that there's next to nothing to do in in comparison to somewhere such as Gainesville however, in comparison to Orange Lake, where I live, it's a more desireable place to live.
Dude: Ocala is soooooooooo boring.
Chic: try living in Orange Lake, then tell me about boring.
作者 poagitha 2004年3月31日
 
7.
Nickname (which should be used as the actual town name) thas describes the piece of crap town our parents love and we hate.
Kid from Slowcala: Dude, you should come down sometime.

Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?

Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....

Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......

Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami
作者 Sunny 2004年3月31日