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The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.
person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too
#boss #pimp #awesome #halo #evanfowlersgay
作者 JoshKatzIsAJew 2011年1月20日
Usually a last name for some people, These people are usually insanely nice, caring, loyal, and responsible and don't treat girls like shit but actually care for them and over-think everything nearly everything people say to them.
Smedley your so sweet your like the nicest guy ever!
#nice #wheeler #man #big dick #alabama black kingsnake
作者 Hurc 2011年7月17日
Slang of US Marine Corps for someone who handles simple jobs for a superior. One working in the role of a butler.

Smedley is a play on words that comes from Smedley Butler, a Marine hero who was a Major General and won two Congressional Medals of Honor.
He was the General’s Smedley with duties that included laying out uniforms and being the General’s driver.
#hod carrier #hay boy #butler #go-fer #house boy #aide
作者 hayti66#2 2011年4月01日
Racing term: A bearer of bad news. Usually directed at someone who is having a pretty nice day. Occasionally the message will be cryptic and/or coded, and will need to be repeated, forcing the listener to slow down and re-evaluate his/her life.
eg.1) Driver 2, driver 1 is faster than you. Driver 1 is faster than you. Can you confirm that you understand this message? eg.2) Not to sound like a Smedley here baby, but you could be a little quicker in Sector 2. Oh, and you have a spring stuck in your head...sorry.
#felipe #ferrari #debbie downer #chin up #hockenheim
作者 Britany's Passport 2010年12月27日
Smedley is a condition whereby the lips become extremely dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture, or more commonly by picking at or irritating the lips.
-Eww!!! You need to cover up that smedley on your upper lip!!!

-My lips are looking a little smedley, i really need to try a different brand of chapstick.
#chapped #dry #cut #gross #sandpaper
作者 The Toad Mother 2011年1月09日
An over-accessorized bicyclist whose gear typically includes spandex shorts, biking gloves, nylon racing shirt, and a helmet-mirror.
Look at that smedley by the water-cooler: he's just biked into work but he's dressed for the Tour-de-France
#bicyclist #biker #cyclist #hoochie #flake
作者 Blooper3999 2008年9月04日
An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.
'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
#smelody #james last #baked beans #gershwin #warner bros
作者 Albert Woods 2007年9月13日
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