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A thirteen y/o virgin who has never kissed a girl, or even had sex. He lives in Pakistan and has a two inch penis, if you are interested in this hunk of man please visit:
"I have never had sex and I never will, but if I find a girlfriend within this video game then my life will be complete"
作者 Bodybuildingx 2012年7月03日
Fucking a bitch with an inanimate object to convince her that your dick is larger than it actually is.


"Yea that's my dick"

"Dude, that feels like a soda can"

"Shut up"


"(mumbles) That ain't no soda can blah..."


"Nothing... I ain't soda poppin. What's for dinner?"
作者 the merf 2007年2月05日
Soda Poppin in the act of taking a flaccid penis and inserting it into the part of a 2 liter bottle you drink from. Some will fit easily while others will have to be squeezed in. You then make yourself get an erection. As soon as you are erect, you pull the bottle away from your penis, which makes you come instantly because of the intense friction.
He spent his entire Saturday night soda poppin.
作者 Tbro 2015年4月02日



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