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1.
TMI
Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.
John: I have mad chafing on my balls.
Frank: uh, TMI
作者 DocGonzo 2002年10月08日
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TMI
Too Much Information
Girl: Like, the quarterback and I ...
Me: TMI, damn it !
Girl: We started to fool around behind the bleachers ...
Me: TMI, god, TMI !
Girl: And we went to third base, and then ...
Me: TMI, make it stop ! Hey, who are you anyways ?
作者 army_azn 2005年5月30日
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TMI
1) Three Mile Island, a nuclear power plant near Harrisburg, PA that leaked radiation in 1979 one time but is still operational.

2) Too Much Information
Tex: "So how's that job at TMI going?"
Billy Bob: "Pretty good, at least since that accident way back when which made me grow a third ear on my ass."
Tex: "Damn dogg, TMI!"
作者 Nick D 2004年1月31日
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TMI
When knowledge is not power, just disturbing.
"She shit on my chest last night"

"Uhh... TMI".
作者 ravenmacoy 2009年8月13日
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TMI
Information more personal than anyone wants, or needs, to know. A common problem on the Internet.
Person 1: I take this drug to help me sleep.

Person 2: Same here. It makes me drowsy.

Person 3: A friend of our family's son died from that drug. He had sleep apnea and he took a pill. He stopped breathing in the night and died. Worst part was, he was left in his house alone for 2 days and his dogs chewed his lips off.

Person 1: Holy sh-

Person 2: Uh, TMI there...
作者 Scubatuba 2009年11月19日
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The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.

Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.

This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I

The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.

However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:

(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).

This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.

Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I

Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3
作者 Miklosh 2011年5月22日
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tmi
TMI: Too much information. I used to say don't go there but that's just lame.
Dwight: "Mine are at home in a display case above my bed."
Michael: "Yeegghhhh. TMI. TMI, my friend."
作者 word is bond 2006年12月05日
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