Adjusted penis size. Those with small penises believe that it is calculated by the following expression: ((length x diameter) + width / gerth) / (angle of the tip) to the power of two. However, professionals say that T.M.I. is given by the expression: (length x gerth / angle of the shaft) / (mass /width).
What's your T.M.I.?

Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.
作者 pissedoffredneck 2011年5月21日
TMI
Too Much Information
Person1: Ouch! I cracked my bone. And it's twisting at a funny angle.
Person: TMI
作者 JackyZack 2016年1月04日
to much information
Cheryl:my boobs are killing me!
Simon: um, Cheryl, T.M.I!
作者 definegirl 2015年8月30日
TMI
too much information
mom: the key to a successful relationship is don't go to bed angry and love each other
son: TMI mom TMI
作者 I like buttz 2015年6月19日
Adjusted Penis Size
Randy's T.M.I. (Adjusted Penis Size) is 6.3 inches which is above the national average.
作者 Bmanv13 2011年5月18日
TMI
Information more personal than anyone wants, or needs, to know. A common problem on the Internet.
Person 1: I take this drug to help me sleep.

Person 2: Same here. It makes me drowsy.

Person 3: A friend of our family's son died from that drug. He had sleep apnea and he took a pill. He stopped breathing in the night and died. Worst part was, he was left in his house alone for 2 days and his dogs chewed his lips off.

Person 1: Holy sh-

Person 2: Uh, TMI there...
作者 Scubatuba 2009年11月19日
Temporary Moment of Insanity
Person 1 -"Swallow a knife I hate you"

-10 mins later...
Person 2 -"Why'd you say that?"
Person 1 -"Sorry I didn't mean it, I had a T.M.I."
作者 KGetzy 2010年7月26日
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