The most badass bitch you'll ever meet. She has an odd obsession with pictures of people with animal heads, but she's the greatest nonetheless.
- "That chick was such a Tessa!"
- "I know, man, I've never met such a Tessa in my life."
作者 jajajajajackmyswag 2011年7月10日
Name of a white girl who gets too turnt too quick
Tessa got to turnt and passed out by 11 on homecoming night
作者 Tmerminod 2015年1月26日
a dipshit friend who makes you feel bad most of the time
that girl is such a Tessa
作者 sexyguy1128 2014年9月23日
an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward
John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
作者 Alex Stretch Miller 2011年4月04日
a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.
ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.
作者 tessasaurususus 2010年7月21日
A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.
Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.
作者 guinea piglet 2010年8月19日
Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
作者 GaCaSm 2010年6月15日



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