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A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.
After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.
#shit #poo #crap #poop #nugget
作者 Benicio Del Torro 2009年4月11日
A baby mistaken for a monster turd.
Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.
#toilet abortion #toilet birth #monster shit #drop a deuce #pussy ass bitch
作者 kumar0009 2007年11月13日
When the throwing down the toilet of cummy tissues from the male, and the used tampons of the female that then somehow meet in the sewers, merging together and forming a mutant baby that will feast on unsuspecting toilet goers
God dude, just been taking a massive dump and almost got taken away by a toilet baby!
#period #rag #cum #ejaculation #baby #mutant
作者 tempys01 2010年9月08日
A miscarried baby fetus found in the toilet of an unhappy mother. Can be either retrieved by animal control (225- 774-7700) or flushed depending on ones plumbing.
Bethy and George had a long-distance relationship because Bethy lived in Texas and George lived in Canada but they still managed to keep the relationship going for about 3 years without a problem, but when they ran into their first relationship problem they both agreed that the long-distance thing made it too difficult to resolve the issue and thus decided to end it, resulting in Bethy going out to clubs and whatnot and meeting a new man named Drew who took her to his place and got her pregnant, and they were very happy with this and bought a large quantity of baby products and had a baby shower but unfortunately Bethy had recently taken to drinking and smoking despite her doctor's advice not to and thus had a miscarriage which she discovered when she was on the toilet one night after a long day of clubbing but she was too grossed out by the fetus to take it out of the toilet and so she called Animal Control to remove the toiletbaby.
#miscarriage #bad plumbing #toiletbabies #plumbingfetus #that-wasn't-shit
作者 Spiderwoman and Sir Sloth Boy 2010年8月12日
masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet
I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss
#masturbate #ejaculate #toilet #sperm #jerk off
作者 toiletbaby 2007年6月05日


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