Blandness incarnate in vehicle form.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Jeff finally decided to spend some money and bought a new car. Guess which type?

Guy 2: If I had to wager a guess, I'd say he definitely bought a Toyota. He is about as white bread as they come.
作者 Kanye Weston 2012年8月04日
A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal
Joe: Slow Down!!!

Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!

Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!

Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!

Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)

Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
作者 Carguy777 2010年2月27日
1. A Japanese car company that has manufactured Hybrid cars and models such as the Supra and Corrola, which are very popular in the U.S.
2. A word followed on UrbanDictionary by an amount of misspelled words so large that Grammar Nazis die in its wake.
1. I bought my Hybrid from Toyota the other day.
2. Toyota isa care taht is bery populat in the United Ates
作者 dkjnvoelushgnvbailuerdfjkhmn,c 2010年12月10日
Produces cars of such quality that they just keep on going, no matter how hard you press the brakes! A truly fine example of Japanese craftsmanship.
Janet drove her Toyota through the living room (again) thanks to her unstoppable "tank-like" vehicle.
作者 DMG260 2010年3月25日
A foreign car that losers like to put really big tires on and think they are cool.
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作者 Red Dog 2005年8月17日
A vehicle manufacturer originally founded in Japan but has made a huge impact on the automotive industry in the United States of America. Often referred to as the God of all car companies because it just in fact is. Far more reliable than any American or European car on this planet. It is no surprise to see a Toyota with more than 500,000 miles on it and still running strong. And with models such as the Tacoma and the 4runner, it exceeds any off road capabilities of any euro trash. These 2 particular vehicles make Toyota vastly superior to any Jeep.
Smart Person: I just bought a new 4wd 4runner dude!

Moron: Well too bad it's not a jeep, my jeep is way better than that Japanese crap.

Smart Person: (takes out bazooka and blows jeep to pieces).

Moron: Thanks dude, I just didn't wanna have to admit that my jeep is a pathetic excuse for an offload vehicle and admit that your Toyota is the absolute best 4x4 on the planet. I now will go buy a new Tacoma!
作者 Godmadetoyota 2013年1月10日
cars possessed by the ghosts of WWII japanese kamikaze pilots
i was driving down the road in my toyota camry when all of a sudden, the word "banzai" blared out of the sound system and the high beams turned on. it turns out, my camry wanted to kill the ford in front of me, so the bitch started accelerating. i now drive a subaru.
作者 lookit mah monkayyy 2010年5月05日

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