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The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.
Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.
作者 sambarnes 2008年2月29日
1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
作者 Angry Girl 2006年6月28日
the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.
I can see your uterus.
作者 ILoveThom'sChickenDance 2003年12月01日
1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
作者 PMS Chick 2006年6月27日
an individual whom you are fucking around with that happens to be a good 4-5 years younger than you.
SPAM: OMG you won't believe who Ty is dating?
Sven: Why?
SPAM: He's still in high school, he's like 5 years younger.
Sven: OMG ty's with a uterus?!
作者 jensalazar525 2008年8月04日
An area on a woman created by pants/shorts that might be a little to big or incorrectly fitted that causes a small bulge or bunched area in the crotch area. Resembling the shape of a uterus.
"Those pants are giving you a weird uterus region"
"Dont buy those shorts, they give you a uterus".
作者 Emine 2004年3月10日
1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.
"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."
作者 Matthew 2003年7月25日
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