When having missionary sex and you punch the girl in the forhead and leave a red mark.
So i had her on the bed and was taking that ass hard then i unicorned her.
作者 Keljoran 2014年9月06日
Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
作者 OhGee 2012年10月17日
Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.
Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.

Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
作者 The one above all 2009年12月20日
Getting player owned in a fantasy based universe.
I just got unicorned by a red dragon knight!
作者 tweanut 2008年8月31日
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