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The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.
5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

I could go on all day ...
#uranus #pun #your #anus #fifth grade
作者 GaMeRuInEr 2006年9月12日
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1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed
1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus
作者 Tom Ivens 2003年5月05日
A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!
#pun #stupid #joke #planet #solar system
作者 Wesley Durrance 2005年12月22日
1.seventh planet in our solar system.
2.bend over, stick your head between your legs and see.
Hey, I see Uranus
The third largest planet (by diameter,) and fourth largest (by mass,) and the seventh from the sun in the solar system, Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia (which gives it the bluish color). Uranus is pronounced your-anus by many, making it the butt (pun intended) of many jokes. Though many astronomers perfer to pronounce it yourunus.
Viewing Uranus in the sky through a telescope is basically looking at a blue ball with a black background.
#hydrogen #helium #planet #sun #astronomer
作者 The person who never was 2007年3月14日
The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.
Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
#hineyhole #bunghole #brown #eye #hearshey hwy
作者 mavros 2006年4月27日
A homosexual astronomer's favorite planet.
Why would you not want to work next to a queer astronomer?
Because he would always be looking at Uranus!
#gay #queer #homo #homosexual #faggot.
作者 Nickel Man is no queer. 2011年3月03日
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