When you feel your phone vibrate only to realize that:

a.) Your phone is not set to vibrate
b.) Your phone is not even in your pocket
c.) It is a different object vibrating in your pocket. (Take that as you will)
James: Who the FUCK is calling me?! *Checks pockets* Oh, good, it was just a Vibragasm.
作者 Medicineman45 2010年6月07日

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