Female human. As intelligent as the male of the species though far more vicious. Usually physically inferior yet very easily enraged. Tend to shy away from physical violence, but they gladly practice mental and emotional abuse against both their male counterparts and their so called “sisters" (I.e. other women.). Likewise, while they are reluctant to partake in such physically violent crimes such as murder, assault and rape this is not because of their self proclaimed moral superiority but rather because most are extremely hesitant to get their hands dirty.

Constantly boasting about how they're superior to men and how all men are disgusting, subhuman mutations. All they have to back up these claims are their wombs (which they seem to believe makes them inherently right) and a few anecdotes about some asshole they used to date.

Other than a few notable individuals, there is very little evidence other than their self important cackling to support their claims of superiority. Furthermore, their assertions that one day they will rise up against the oppressive patriarchy and rule a Utopia in which there is no pain or crime are equally dubious but often hilarious.
Man: Bitch be crazy!

Woman: Don't call me no bitch, you ain't shit!

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Man: Women, man. Amirite?
作者 Undead White Man 2012年3月27日
A Velociraptor with breasts
"Women are velociraptors with breasts"
作者 thunderseethe 2012年3月30日
The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
作者 Archmaster 2013年10月09日
its hers! (it is her man .do not cheat.) it is her pet. it is something you do not touch that belongs to her!it is her heart.
You don't have to call it woman's you can call it wimmens or in another case you can say its hers and don't you touch it with out permission especailly if it is a woman's man to include cheating or pet.
作者 mike gee paperboy 2006年10月03日
a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
作者 Dikk Fitzwelll 2012年10月31日
Believe it or not, one of the most intelligent and strong beings on the planet. No, they are not toys. If you actually think of them like that then you have lost all right of being with them or Socializing with them.

They are commonly attracted to men that actually are humble and treat them like real beings, like large cocks, and despise Porn and Sexually suggesting themes.

They are easily offended if you bring up anything Sexual and are not already involved whilst a mutual relationship with them/are unattractive to them.

They are constantly fighting for dominance or pretending to like each other when a attractive male comes along. They do not spit trash and are more nice than you think that they are.

No, I'm not a female, If you've seen one or two of my posts then you will realize I'm far from not, I'm just delivering the most unbiased facts and opinions I can to the Urban Dictionary.
Woman: "Are you jealous that Women are slightly superior to your?"

DesertedChrome: "Should I be lying or telling the truth?"

Woman: "Telling the truth"

DesertedChrome: "Partially"
作者 ArtificialPenguins 2012年2月25日
Contains two definitions for men:

For Douche Fucks: Women (n); a piece of meat.

For Nice Guys: Women (n) The female of your species which you actual want something besides sex from. After much labor a relationship can be formed with them, personal like. After a while everything you do for the will be taken for granted, no matter what it is (ie. money, love, support, a part of yourself) and they will no longer feel "special". Unless immediately acted upon this will result in everything being your fault, including wrongs against you.
DF "Yo, woman! Your too drunk, so ima take advantage of you now, ya dumb bitch.

NG " NO!_____(girl who I've always liked) don't go he's a Douche Fuck!!

Womens "Awe you sooo nice (as proceeding to fuck the Douche Fuck and then complain later about no nice guys)
作者 jackbefuckedover 2012年3月01日

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