bill gates' next device of torture unleashed upon planet earth.
oh no, here comes bill gates.
When you play this thing too much it will hate you and blowu up in your face. It will also sound like a Yeti if you tilt it in any diretion while standing up. It will also blow up after playing to much GRAW or any other super wack off game.
P1: Hey my xbox 360 blew up
P2: You want to know why?
P2: You wacked off to it too muc now go outside and do something else beside staying inside all damn day!!
One of the new next-gen consoles. This one is the one made by microsoft, and it does look pretty awesome. And although 2 of those guys before believe otherwise, you can't say it will be more awesome than the PS3 and the rev when you don't know anything about what either will be like at release.
Want to play X-box 360?
A horrible console invented by Microsoft that is defended by tons of fanboys. Known to overheat, melt discs, and cause the ring of death. Not to mention, Gears of war sucks, and same to halo.
Bill: "Hey, I just bought a xbox 360"
Tom : "Really? Let's go play"
Bill: "Srry, it broke already"
Depending on who you are, this is either one; the greatest game console ever, or two; a piece of shit. The 360 is a good game console, and is financially a better choice that the PS3 considering that its a hundred bucks cheaper. On the down side, it has cooling problems, which can lead to the Red Ring of Death.
Their are three different types of the 360 available; the Arcade, which doesn't come with a hard drive, the Pro system which comes with a 60GB hard drive, and the mighty Elite with comes with a nice 120GB hard drive and black finish.
The 360's main competitor is the PS3. Many people seem to think that the PS3 has better graphics, but they are really about the same. The real facts about the PS3 that make it better than the 360 are that it has a lower failure rate and it is slightly more powerful. The 360 is better than the PS3 in the fact that it's cheaper, and has more available games. Overall, each system has its own strengths and weaknesses.
Owning a Xbox 360 can be much like gambling. You're either lucky, or not lucky.
Tim: Wanna play Halo 3?
Frank: Sorry, I can't. My Xbox 360 got the RROD and I just bought it last week!
Tim: Are you serious? I've had mine since it was first released, and it's still running like it's brand new!
One of the leading causes for male & female relationships
Jenny: Hey baby do you want to go out tonight?
Bob: No thanks I gotta play Xbox 360 all night with more of my xbox nerd friends, but we can have sex later.
1. An adequate gaming console released by Microsoft, which supports online play and a variety of game genres. In competition with the Sony Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii.
2. The largest cause of hate spam between Sony and Microsoft fanboys, who generally can't think of any insults aside from slanging matches.
1. Halo is a game released for Xbox 360. It has online play.
2. Ps3 Fanboy: OMFGBBQ XBOX 360 IS SHIT METAL TAMPON IT IS PWNED BY PS3!
360 Fanboy: OMFG PS3 HAS TERRIBLE ONLINE AND FAIL GRAPHICS IT SUCKS BALLS!
Note: To replace any arguement concerning the difference between ps3 and 360, copypasta away.