the ability to think of a bazillion things at once but never able to consentrate on just one leaving the person in a constant state of bliss so that you are never doing the right thing at the right time.
this is a fun learning game i have a fun vidio game hey one time i had a vido game named crash bandacoot wait the main charicter was an animal and i saw a bear at the zoo once the zoo has good food and one time at thanksgiving my grandma was there old pople are nice, o im sorry teacher i dident hear the question i had an adhd moment
作者 michael chastain 2005年11月30日
People with ADHD:

Misplace their wallet while looking for their keys then misplace their cellphone while looking for their wallet.

Are employed part time looking for where they parked.

Don't require closet space because they use their bed during the day and the floor at night.

Write their name on the wrong line of a form and cross it out then write it again on that same line.

Say goodbye and shake hands with the person that is supposed to give them a ride home.

Need to finish their assignment that was due 2 weeks ago so they can work on the one due last week so they can study for todays exam before they find out it was yesterday.

Try to open their apartment door with their car key.
In recent study it was found that Adderall improved ADHD symptoms in 70% of the subjects. The other 30% are still hoping the bottle with all the pills in it will turn up.
作者 real-adhd-guy 2008年10月11日
1. the disease voted, "most fun to have and operate on a daily basis"

2. a disease known to cause extreme yet undeniably loveable randomness

see also:luke, afflicted ver. 1.2
luke: bet you cant blow up a mailbox using a gallon of water and car traveling at 50mph....
作者 he who smashes mailboxes with ease 2005年5月11日
Be proud you have it. it comes in handy. it stands for Attention Deficit Hyperactive disor
ADHD
作者 egegegegegrw 2010年6月09日
ADHD is an impulse control disorder typcially aggravated by inconsistent parenting. Most children with severe cases of ADHD come from households where parents set little if any limits especially in regard to technology such as the Internet and video games.
Parents of children with ADHD always count to three before they unplug the computer.
作者 Gary Vitalis 2007年2月23日
A mental disorder, common in children, that only affects 10% of kids who claim to have it. It causes hyperactivity and a low attemtion span. I hate ADHD. Im socially awkward because of it and have almost no friends. Im ridiculed in school, and labeled as a "retard" and "idiot" even though i have a genius level IQ. No, i dont take ritalin, im not a stoner, and i have feelings. ADHD is also referred to as "ADD". It is the basis of many stereotypes.
1. Hey, he has ADHD, he must be an idiot!
2. Its not my fault that i have ADHD.

3. "cool kid": hey guys, i have ADHD! He (guy who actually has ADHD) is a RETARD!
作者 Kyle. My name is Kyle. 2012年2月26日
Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is generally considered to be a developmental disorder, largely neurological in nature effecting 3-5 percent of the population. I developed it at a young age but my parents were against the idea of seeing a behavior specialist. My mom said it was a bad idea, but she doesn't know much about medicine. One time she told me to take Ibuprofen but I hadn't had anything to eat so it irritated my stomach and I vomited. One time when we were drinking I puked so much that I burst a blood vessel in my eye. I have contacts so I couldn't wear them for a couple days because it hurt. I think I might get PKR so I don't have to wear contacts anymore.
I got sick of putting my contacts in every morning so I got laser eye surgery. I think the formal name for it was PKR. Wait, what does this have to do with ADHD?
作者 Mojoe4life 2007年3月25日

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