a term used to describe a man with a big penis
Person 1: "Did you see his penis? It's huge!"

Person 2: "Ya, he's pretty alek."
作者 wetwillie73 2009年2月05日
Alek Is The Heterosexual Way Of Spelling Alec.
Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"
"With A 'C' right?"

Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"

Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"
作者 Cheese From Space 2007年9月03日
the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.
did you do all your aleks minutes?

no.

good for you.
作者 silentfridge 2007年11月14日
A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an alek, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was alek?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an alek!
作者 wombatstew 2012年10月23日
Not to be confused with "Alex", the way most normal people spell their names, 'Aleks is different and unique. Despite being a huge prick underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an 'Aleks is actually worth your time.

If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.

An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.

The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.

If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, he smells so BADLY!"

Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
作者 butthurtgirl 2011年10月22日
a really cool dude , he has the most amazing girl friend ever named brooklyn , they were ment to be for ever
ALEK HAS A AMAZING GIRL
作者 BEASTLYNINJA1238507 2010年12月03日
A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.

However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.

Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?

Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.

Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...

Aleks: I will not have sex with you!

Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
作者 obwait 2010年12月13日

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