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1.
A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
作者 Candymannnn 2009年6月28日
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2.
Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
作者 Hank McGuillicutty 2009年6月11日
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3.
A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
作者 Rylan Kinnin 2006年10月05日
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