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A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. More specifically, laying with all four paws tucked under the body. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick. The Catloaf is not to be mistaken for a monorail, which is similar, except that the cat's head would be laying down, chin on floor.
*My cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is sitting Catloaf style, with all four paws under his body.
作者 melissa*f 2008年3月31日
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A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick.

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*My Cat is laying with all his paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is laying in the shape of a catloaf, he has all four paws under his body.
作者 melissa*f 2008年3月29日
Catloaf is a legendary symbolic icon. It is not to be confused with a loaf of cat, which is a more barbaric approach to duplicating a catloaf. Catloaf symbolises everything 1337, and pretty much represents all pseudo-intellectuals, it also gives some not-so-smart person the credibillity of sounding smart by including it in a post.
<1337Sexphwoar> Omg1337 catloaf!!111!!
<Demarest> very intelligent reply my good chap!
作者 Zhubar Voodoo 2004年5月22日
A catloaf is a food item made in China and some areas of the middle east. Much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.
Man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. Wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it's catloaf. Yes it's made of cats
作者 saharadryhumor 2015年3月01日
Public domain of the internet, catloaf is a mere loaf of bread formed into the shape of a cat. He is protected by his friend, whose name is currently unknown to me, but is a box and protects catloaf with a bar of bread.
Catloaf is a sexy piece of bread.
作者 Mikal S. 2005年5月08日
A Catloaf is a meatloaf made from cat meat. It is a Timorese dish and is considered a delicacy among some food connosieurs. The Catloaf was reportedly invented by Joseph Moillet in 1891. Of course this report was made by a drunk named Jim Beehan, so it was from quite an unscrupulous source. In conclusion, on May 20th, 1993 I had a shower.
Would you like some Catloaf on this beautiful May afternoon?
No, I have to take a shower.
作者 TwotimesTwo 2005年5月06日

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