The best cover-up when talking about something you shouldn't be talking about
"She pulled down my pants and started to–"

**teacher walks by**

"-and then I went to church and prayed; hallelujah! pa-raise the Lord!"
作者 amilf 2007年5月29日
To be dishonest. To misrepresent an idea as the truth.
"Did you hear? Jimmy got arrested last night for tax fraud."
"Oh man. That's church, yo."
作者 theprequel 2013年10月02日
A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.
Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.
作者 Cheesecakexox 2010年12月19日
A word that is used in a communal aspect. Hence, church is not always the building religious activities take place in, but the congregation that makes up the building. Thus, the word church encompasses the relationship between people.
Guy 1: What's good church?

Guy 2: Nothing Mothing much, what you doing tonight?

Guy 1: Probably going to the club. You down church?

Guy 2: Yeah, let's do it
作者 PizzlemanD 2010年12月14日
A place where crazy, stupid people go to listen to some old child molester talk about myths found in a fiction book called the bible.
Wow, your weird. You actually go to church?
作者 yourmom666- 2011年12月21日
1) a building designated for those (aka Christians) who are following the rules.
2) a place where Christians gather together in the name of euphoria, sing-a-longs, dress up, etc, in order to feel good about one's self.
3) a cult, view, religion, ideology, sect, etc.
1)If you are in a building where people listen to you and accept who you are as a person despite the circumstances, its not church, its an AA Meeting.
作者 Dave The Symphony 2011年4月20日
A building that brainwashes people
Don't go it that church! XD
作者 MrTanman 2008年12月24日

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