A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

作者 Mr. Shwizzle 2009年1月07日
see also teggit
Ouch! Teggits
作者 oracle 2004年3月12日
The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.
After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.
作者 ataraxis 2009年7月05日
A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.
Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed
作者 ClinkerIsSad 2010年6月01日
the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
作者 mike briggs 2003年7月13日
a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure
ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*
作者 spencer7 2003年6月06日
One who collects clams
Clam collector
作者 Bob 2004年3月14日

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