A blue hairy monster that bites your cock off and eats it.
AAH! Watch out! A cockmonster!

#cock #monster #eat #blue #bites
作者 GuyNextDoor 2006年5月11日
1. Another form of a cock block where the person cock blocking not only prevents you from getting some, but also has sex with the person you were trying to score.
Wanna go out?

No, Id rather go back to my place and have sex with your cock monster friend.
#cock #block #monster #sex #score
作者 zeppelinfreak51 2008年7月10日
Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.
Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!
#one eyed monster #scrotum pole #unwanted erection #angry chink #limp dick
作者 John and Derek 2006年6月22日
Someone that is so cocky and thinks they are so great, but cocky just doesn't cut it. They are a monster.
That guy think's he's so great, he's such a Cock Monster.
#cocky #know it all #ass clown #jerk #wise guy
作者 MissMila 2006年9月14日
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