something Bono should get familiar with
when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.
作者 BVSH 2005年2月03日
To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.
I cock punched her in the face.
作者 hobnob 2003年8月11日
When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.
"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch
作者 A crazy lol bitch 2009年7月26日
The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.
puncher: hey dude, guess what?
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!
作者 xphilcf297x 2009年7月13日
This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.
Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?
作者 Taco Sanchez 2006年8月04日
Physical blow to the male groin
Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch
作者 Rich 2003年4月25日
While having sex with a female (preferably doggy style), when you are about to climax you thrust as hard as you can into the girls clitoris and propel her off the bed face first into the floor. A brutal but very pleasurable sexual maneuver if done correctly
Bob: Man I was in this bitch so hard last night that I cockpunched her ass off the bed
Bill: Damn dude, looks like you won't be needing sex for a longg time
作者 Paulybawlz 2014年4月03日

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