That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.
Guy: What are you studying in college?
Girl: Criminal Justice
Guy: Awesome
作者 That Dude Who 2014年12月17日
a place where you get a $30k piece of paper then go get a job that has nothing to do with that piece of paper.
person #1: "you going to college next year?"
person #2: "no."
作者 tropicaljay 2014年4月11日
A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.
作者 razzamatazibizzle 2014年3月07日
A complete waste of time and money. You are brainwashed to believe that this is the only way to get into a good paying job to succeed, as well as making your family proud.
college sucks.
作者 xacolmah 2014年12月10日
A place that destroys your self confidence and the ability to trust yourself with simple tasks and gives a new lease on the phrase literally addicted to a TV series
I thought I was bettering myself when I went to college but it turned out to be my down fall.
作者 physicssucks 2014年11月07日
Where good girls go bad and bad girls get worse.
I went to college and am still a virgin. #saidnoone
作者 College Genius 2013年3月24日
A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are:

1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.

College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
Me went to "college" where me get edumucation and now me smart.
作者 Groudie 2011年9月01日
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