A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
作者 KiwiGarlic123 2014年9月12日
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
作者 cheesygrins 2010年2月16日
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
作者 Bradly J. mitchell 2007年10月23日
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
作者 pea123456 2013年2月06日
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
A: "So how are ya James?
作者 r0x0rmyj0x0rz 2004年4月03日
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
作者 The One Guy 2007年9月27日
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
作者 Captn Luke 2007年2月27日



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