1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
#cock #pussy #wang #penis #vagina
作者 GashPash 2010年2月09日
The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
#crumpet #blowjob #felatio #pastry #patio #tea break
作者 Blake A. Eveleigh 2008年5月24日
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
#weed #smoke #dube #cheech #chong
作者 Captn Luke 2007年2月27日
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
#obese #grease #ball #greaseball #crumpet
作者 FannyMay 2009年8月29日
Vagina, pussy, minge.
Lets go butter some crumpets lads.
#crumpet #minge #pussy #butter #joe #birkbeck
作者 JOE B SPECIAL 2009年5月26日
A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.
Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!
#sea #creature #shrimp #furry #breakfast
作者 the triple threat gang 2008年3月21日
Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .
'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''
#sex #vagina #anal #wispa #pooh
作者 jordita 2007年10月06日
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