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A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.
We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
作者 RedLeg3 2011年4月17日

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