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8.
When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.
"I donkeypunched your mother last night"
作者 D-Punch 2003年11月27日
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An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.
Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!
作者 Addie >=D 2007年10月03日
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10.
(Pertaining to the classic videogame Super Smash Bros.) When Donkey Kong unleashes his maximum power punch in the face of an opponent.
Puncher: DONKEY PUNCH!!!
Punchee: That f***ing Donkey Punch is too powerful! That s**t isn't fair!
作者 Reagan Smash 2007年2月20日
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11.
Donkey punching is more safe and effective when you use a swift but controlled open-handed karate chop to the very base of the skull, near its insertion on the neck. I believe this stimulates nerves that contract the anal sphincter muscles.
The legal definition should be removed because the goal is not to make the recipient unconscious. Also, this is not something that people actually do, its a freaken joke, you feminazi.
But, if you were to do it, a donkey punch to the spine just above the ass would probably work better (and provoke fewer lawsuits) than a blow to the head, which might even relax the anus. This is because sacral nerve stimulation has been linked to sphincter contraction (in cats)- dont ask.
Now, if you really want to get some sphincter contraction, without the whole punching thing, you cover the recipient's nose and mouth with a hankerchief full of ground pepper or something that will make her cough (or just ask her to cough repeatedly). Coughing tightens the anus twice as much as voluntarily squeezing.
My girlfriend asked me if I would like to donkey punch her, but I asked her to induce a coughing fit instead. Her cornhole puckered up so tight that I got sperm backwash and blew out my prostate!
作者 DrewP 2006年10月14日
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12.
The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.
I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.
作者 Donker 2007年5月26日
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13.
The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2
I donkey punched the guy for the win.
作者 tyguy101a 2005年11月01日
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14.
A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.
Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.
作者 TacklingDummy 2007年10月17日
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