Top Definition
THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION BTW!

The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
The United State of America will pay a handsome sum for Justin Bieber to double dump Paige Conway of North Korea.
#justin beiber #paige conway #north korea #usa #shit
作者 Oooperation pegasus 2014年3月22日
taking a shit over someone else's shit
You: Hey Billy, did you take a dump and forget to flush.
Billy: Yeah.
You: Well no worries. I took a double dump and it clogged your toilet.
Billy: Cool...thanks man.
#double #dump #shit #poops #wonderful
作者 ctub 2011年1月30日
When your girlfriend breaks up with you while she is also taking a dump.
Stoner 1: "Man, she totally broke up with me while she was taking a dump."

Stoner 2: "Sounds like you fell victim to the classic Double Dump."
#poop #number two #dump #two #shart #fart #shit #diarrhea #stinker #log #lady
作者 pauldoyleworld 2015年2月23日
When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.
Me: Man my stomach hurts
Josh: Mine does too!
Me: Time for a Double Dump! Bring your beer!
#moon landing #robe di kappa #shit #poop #dump #hooch
作者 Barnaclebill 2011年9月26日
When there is two (2) cubicles in a bathroom, and both are occupied, in which both occupants are taking a dump.
Man, i just did this sweet work poo, there was some other guy in the other cubicle, so we just double dumped
#dump #poo #shit #crap #double
作者 JackPackageeeee 2010年9月09日
When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
#shit #dump #double #stink #portion #poo #time
作者 NZAP 9041 2010年12月19日
when one takes a dump eats it and takes another dump that includes the previous dump infused with the secondary dump
i took a dump, ate it, had mickky d's and then took another dump, witch makes it a Double Dump
#dukey #duky #poop #double #dump #doule dump #double dump
作者 Double Dumper Joe 2011年7月30日
免费每日邮件

输入你的邮箱地址,每天早晨收到免费的“每日城市之词”

邮件由 daily@urbandictionary.com 发出。我们决不会发送垃圾邮件。

×